Dudeperson11 vs Sgtpingo12

Welcome to the sequel to Dudeperson11’s Great Quest.

Previously on Dudeperson11’s Great Quest:

“I need a job”

“YOU’RE FIRED!”

“Right, open your eyes.”

That was a bad previously thingy wasn’t it? On to the main thing.

So Dudeperson11 found his twin. Now he meets up with the rest of the HQ’s gang.

Sgtpingo12 said to him: “Here is G, the head of gadgets in the Agent HQ. He invented the Penguin Jetpack.”

And Dudeperson11 replied, “Gee, G! I would’ve expected that damned Jetpack to hold a lot more fuel.”
G replied: “Erm, I was doing it quickly and I couldn’t find any more space for fuel…”

Sgtpingo12 said “Uh, yeah… Right… Sure G, you couldn’t even make good enough gadgets for the Spy Phone. A comb in the spy phone? What were you thinking? Oh well, let’s move on Dudeperson11.

They all gathered in the HQ for a meal later.
“There’s Roger, head of missions.” Sgtpingo12 said.
“Hey Roger, when the hell are we getting a new mission? I mean, we’ve all been waiting for like a year now.
“Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr………” Roger said, walking away.

“HEY YOU FORGOT TO FINISH YOUR MEAL!!! Oh well, I’ll eat it.”

A few minutes later, an alarm sounded.

“oh no… Not the alarmamarmam *munch gobble* alarmararma!” Dudeperson11 cried.

Sgtpingo12 said “don’t worry it’s only a drill.”

Then the alarm said: “This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill. It’s an alarm!”

“OH MY GOD!!! IT’S THE TERRORIST ALARM!!!” Shouted Nick the alarm guy.

They all went to for the door when Dudeperson11 got in front and said: “You can’t go.”

“Why Not?”
“I haven’t finished off Roger’s dinner yet.”

45 minutes later, they finally got to the Plaza.

When the got there, there was over 35 terrorist penguins shooting at the Plaza. The people building the tour booth had ran away, leaving the booth unfinished and derelict.

Now they could see three helicopters come down. One with agents, one with terrorists and one with the news penguins.

One of the interviewers got off and came to Dudeperson11, who was shooting at someone.

“Excuse me, why did you hold up the agents?” The interviewer said
Dudeperson11 replied: “I was eating Roger’s dinner then the alarm sounded and we ran awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!” *BANG FERFLANG*

Someone almost shoots the news reporter. “Hey Sgtpingo12, give me that Machine Gun!”

“Okay, whatever you say.” Sgtpingo12 idiotically said.

*BANG BANG BOOM (EXPLOSION!) BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG! “WEEEEEEEEEE!”
SMASH BANG BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM CRACK PLOOP*

5 hours later…

*MORE EXPLOSIONS* (and more)

2 hours later…

“Man you ruled out there man.” Sgtpingo12 said to the interviewer.

“NOW I’LL MAKE YOU EVIL!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
The interviewer said.

Dudeperson11 ran away.

Sgtpingo12 just sat there and was soon turned to the dark side.

Dudeperson11 came back weeks later to Sgtpingo12’s igloo. They sat there and talked for an hour or so. But then, Sgtpingo12 picked up his trusty pole (don’t ask me why it’s trusty or why he has it) and hits Dudeperson11. Then Dudeperson11 fights back and does some Matrix-like fighing against Sgtpingo12.

The pole almost knocked off Dudeperson11’s head twice but almost knocked off Sgtpingo12’s around thirty times!!!

Well, this went on for hours. Until Dudeperson11 grabbed the pole and smacked Sgtpingo12 around the head as hard as he could. Then the evil went away but… You can guess where it went.

Yep, in Dudeperson11.

Then Sgtpingo12 didn’t understand what the hell was going on.

Then Sgtpingo12’s first puffle called grrr go away jumped on Dudeperson11 and bit his leg so hard that the evil itself vanished.

They both made up and went to the news station to get the interviewer.

When they found him Dudeperson11 said: “You naughty blavskkkky boy or girl bdwkfoeslgbvma or maybe even penguin! You did evilnessywussy!!! Bluergh.”

The reason he was talking like this was because of the shock from evil going through his body and from the big bite grrr go away gave him. Sgtpingo12 was also a bit odd because of the pole hitting him with such power.

“Blaaaaaaaaaaaahh you badldladldladadalaldad boyy. You mlade mwe evwil.” They both shook out of their oddness.

They both said “Alright that’s it you evil interviewer! You’re coming the the HQ!”

He replied: “Oh yeah, make me. Then, all the two heroes’ puffles came out. dudepuffle11, speed,
dudepuffle22 and grrr go away came up all of a sudden.

“Hahahaha! Lol. You think that’s going to work?”
“Yes, actually.”

Suddenly Roger smashed through the ceiling on a jetpack. He said:

“This jetpack will burn you up in less than 15 seconds. You’d better come or you know where the jetpack’s going”

Very scared, the interviewer surrendered to the HQ.

At the HQ, all the agents were cheering for the great Sgtpingo12, Dudeperson11 and Roger.

Then later they stuck the interviewer in a corner with the scariest puffles of all: grrr go away and dudepuffle22.

They just bit at him and stuff like that.

As for Sgtpingo12, Dudeperson11 and Roger, they recieved their awards.

THE END!!!

Thanks for reading!!!